A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot. Just as he was about ready to hit, a voice came over the PA system: "Will the gentleman on the lady's tee please move back to the men's tee?"
He looked up, looked back down and then resumed addressing the ball again. The voice again boomed, "Will the man on the red tees PLEASE MOVE BACK to the white tees?!"
He looked back at the starters shack and yelled, "Will the IDIOT on the PA shut up so that the man on the lady's tee can hit his second shot"!
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