A boss tells his underling to lay off either Mary or Jack, and he is to decided. He goes up to Mary and says: I have to lay you or Jack off. What do you think? She says, the latter.
A bus in the middle of nowhere has just one passenger, a middle aged woman. Suddenly the bus gets a flat tire. The driver pulls over and finds he doesn't have a spare, or even a jack. What's more they are in a spot with no cell phone signal. He sits and ponders what to do next.
In the bus, the woman rummages through her purse and finds a tool that she thinks might help. She leans out the window and shouts: "Wanna screwdriver?"
The driver shrugs his shoulders and says: "I can't change the flat or reach anyone, so might as well."
Ba-doom.
And yes, he will no doubt be in trouble with the HR department as well.
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