The guy was with an escort getting ready to get it on when his cell phone rang. He looked at it and saw that it was his wife so he figured it was best to answer. “Where are you? And what are you doing?” asked his wife. She added, “And don’t  lie to me.” The guy responded “Honey, I wouldn’t lie to you. But listen, I’m going to have to call you back. I’m about to enter a tunnel.”

Cenzo1, I don't know where you find them - or think of them, but I appreciate your frequent contributions to The Erotic Humor Board.  Continue to "Bring it on"!!!