A telegram from a Sailor to his wife at home:

Dear Evelyn:
No fun.
No cun.
No bun.
Send mon.
One ton.
No pun!
Your hun,
Jason

XOXO ()

The reply he received from his wife:

Dear Jason:
You bum!
MY cun,
You Son...
You 'fun',
You run.
Pop's gun.
You done!
Evelyn

XOXO  (:C)