A teacher was doing a study testing the sense of taste.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
 
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
 
The teacher said, 'here's a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
 
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass holes!  
 
The teacher had to leave the room!