A  lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,  'Father, I have a problem.

I have  two female parrots,

But they only  know to say one thing.'

'What do  they say?' the priest asked.

They  say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have  some fun?'

'That's obscene!' the  priest exclaimed,

Then he thought  for a moment.....

'You know,' he  said, 'I may have a solution to your  problem.  I have two male talking parrots,  which I have taught to pray and read the  Bible...

Bring your two parrots  over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage  with Francis and Peter.

My parrots  can teach your parrots to pray and  worship,
And your parrots are sure to  stop saying...  That phrase...  In no  time.'

'Thank you,' the woman  responded, 'this may very well be the  solution.'

The next  day,
She brought her female parrots to  the priest's house....

As he  ushered her in,
She saw that his two  male parrots
were inside their cage  holding rosary beads and  praying...

Impressed,
She  walked over and placed her parrots in with  them...

After a few  minutes,
The female parrots cried out  in unison:

Hi, we're hookers! Do  you want to have some fun?'

There  was stunned silence...

Shocked, One  male parrot looked over at the other male parrot  and says,

'Put the beads away,  Frank,
Our prayers have been  answered!