If you don't laugh at this one, you're not breathing.
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> A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when
> he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little
> ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
> middle.
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> The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being
> pulled by her dog and her cat.? The firefighter walked over to take
> a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter
> said with admiration.
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>
> 'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer.
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> The fireman noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar
> and to the cat's testicles...
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>
> "Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you
> how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the
> cat's collar, I think you could go faster.' The little girl
> replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't
> have a siren.'