A man goes to see the Rabbi. Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.

The Rabbi asked, What s wrong?

The man replied, My wife is poisoning me.

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, How can that be?

The man then pleads, I m telling you, I m certain she s poisoning me, what should I do?

The Rabbi then offers, Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I ll see what I can find out and I ll let you know.

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?

The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, Take the poison.