A man goes to a tailor and says "Your ad says you fit hard to fit people."  
"yes" says the tailor,"What can I help you with."
"Well, I need a pair of trousers and the problem is I have 5 penises"
"Don't worry, I'll take your measurements and have them ready in a week."
The man returns and tries them on,
"How do they fit?" askes the tailoer"
"Like a glove"