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Taylor - GFE Barbie Doll in SF/San Jose
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Taylor is gorgeous, has the body of a bikini model, well educated, intelligent, articulate, affectionate, and sexual. She is stunning to look at and has the personality to match.

Name: Taylor
City: San Francisco
Age: 32
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 125
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Measurements: 34DD-25-36
Rate: $400
Schedule: Daily- Tues San Francisco, Wed San Francisco, Thurs San Jose, Friday SFO

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Or did you just post to the wrong board.

YES, you are certainly gorgeous but not a joke.  Wrong board I think!

Best $6000 You'll Ever Spend
These are pictures of a Swedish doll made of silicone.

The texture of the skin is similar to 99.8% OF THE HUMAN SKIN.
It will last two years if used constantly and consistently every day.

Completely adjustable to any position you want.

100 sensors spread around the body.
There are 30 sensors on the private parts.
Each sensor makes her move in a specific way, up to 20 positions.

On penetration she emits a light gentle sound that echoes gently in your ears.
Comes with inbuilt sound in the throat and recognizes up to 16 commands that are extremely personal up to two meters away from her ears.

When there is any type of pulsation sensed in her private parts she emits light moans of stimulation..

Above all that she gets wet with a slight touch over any of the sensors.

Most important she has a voice password which should be protected from disclosure.

Principal characteristics:

She has three entries (vaginal , anal, and oral)

She can move her head in any direction you choose.

Completely customizable to your liking so you can choose the following:
SIZE
HEIGHT
SKIN COLOR
EYES COLOR
HAIR COLOR  

PUBIC HAIR COLOR OR COMPLETELY SHAVEN.

NUMEROUS ADVANTAGES AND FEW DISADVANTAGES.

ADVANTAGES.
She is not electric  
She does not speak  
She does not get fat  
She never has periods  
She does not pass gas  
She never goes shopping
She does not get pregnant
She does not have a mother  
She never ever gets headaches  
She does not go to the hairdresser  
She does not watch soaps or Oprah
She does not care what we watch on TV  
She does not frequent internet chat rooms
She will never get elderly human physical attributes
She will not get jealous if you bring home another woman  
She will not nag if you go out and she won't care when you return  

    Only  $6000.00

Since we're on the topic of RealDolls, I got a question.  For those of you who saw the movie Surrogates, is it just me, or did the female surrogates look a lot of like RealDolls?  I thought it was really funny when I was watching it (great movie, by the way).

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