A man is hanging around a pharmacy counter, nervoulsy trying to appear busy while waiting for other people to leave him alone with the pharmacist.

"I need some of that stuff that keeps a man from coming too soon." he says.  "But I need an extra strong kind because I have identical twin nymphomaniacs coming over tonight and I have to please them both."

"Well," says the pharmacist, nervously looking around "I'm not supposed to be selling this but I have a sample of the new Super-Viagra from Pfizer.  Not only will this keep you going but it will make you so horny you won't know what hit you.  You look like a nice guy so I'll let you have it."

Pleased, the man takes the Super-Viagra and leaves.  He comes back the next day and, again, waits to be alone with the pharmacist.

"So how was it?"

"It was amazing!  I was going for hours.  I couldn't believe it.  And I was absolutelty crazy with lust.  I chewed up the pillow and actually ripped up the sheets.  It was easily the most remarkable sexual experience of my life."

"So, are you back for more?"

"No," says the man, "I have another problem now".  He pulls out his johnson and it's all raw, red and bleeding.

"That looks awful," says the pharmacist.

"Yeah, it hurts like hell." says the man.  "I need some Ben Gay"

"You don't want to put Ben Gay on that!"

"Oh, it's not for that, it's for my arms.  The girls didn't show up last night."