I know it's not erotic humor, but nevertheless funny..... Read on!


The Sunday Paper!

I just know this will be me someday!
This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors,
And to all of you who will become seniors. It pays to be able to laugh about it
When you are!


"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, "Well, shit, so that's why no one was at church today."

Hilarious. I saw another one concerning school absentee excuses from parents. It went something like this:

Dear Teacher:

Little Jackie missed school yesterday because we didn't get the Sunday paper off the porch until Monday. When we did, we thought it was still Sunday, and we all went back to bed.