A teacher is explaining biology to her

4th grade students. "Human beings are

the only animals that stutter," she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a

kitty-cat who stuttered," she

volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some

of these stories could become, asked

the girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, "I was in the back

yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler

that lives next door got a running start

and before we knew it, he jumped over

the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was," said the little girl. "My

kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff,

Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could

say "Fuck", the Rottweiler ate him!"