There was a guy from Ontario, a guy from Quebec and a guy from Newfoundland and they all went to a strip joint.
At the strip joint there was a beautiful stripper. She went up to the guy from Ontario and waved her butt in his face, so he slipped her $30. She thought maybe if she waved her butt in this other guys face she could get another $30 so she did it and he slipped her $30. The she thought if she waved her butt in the newfie's face she could get another $30 so she waved her butt in the newfies face and the newfie pulled out his credit card, swiped her crack and took the two thirtys.