My favorite position is facing Neiman Marcus.....

How does a Jewish couple do it doggy style?
He begs and she rolls over an plays dead.

How do you know when a Jewsih woman has an orgasm?
She drops her nail file.

What's the difference between a Jewsih woman and the bermuda Triangle?
The Bermuda Triangle swallows seamen.

And, yes, I am Jewish.

Q: What does a Jewish wife say while having sex?
A: Beige.  I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.  (pause) Are you done yet?

What is the difference between a JAP (Jewish American Princess) and a SAP (Sicilian American Princess)?

A SAP wears fake pearls and has real orgasms....

And, yes, I am a Gumba.......

What do you call a Jewish woman on a water bed? (2 correct answers)
1. Lake Placid
2. The dead Sea

 
What's the difference between a Jewish woman and a bowl of Jello?
The Jello moves when you eat it.

 
How many Jewish grandmothers does it take to change a light bulb?
It's all right, I'll sit in the dark.

85 year old Jewish man goes to the Doctor.
He says doc I want you should give me a prescription for a 1/4 pill of Viagra.
Doctor, says..It's great that at your age you still want to have sex, but you will have to take a full pill.
Sex?...No I just want the 1/4 pill.  I want to stop peeing on my shoes.

What's for dinner RESERVATIONS

He tells the priest in his thickest Yiddish accent how he had a brunette two days ago, a blonde yesterday, and a redhead just before stopping in.

The priest asks him:  "Are you Jewish"

The guy replies:  "What, are you kidding?  Can't you tell by my accent?"

The priest says:  "So why are you telling me all this?"

The guy replies:  "I'm telling everybody."