After a visit to a house of ill repute, a man notices green lumps on his dick, He goes to the doctor.
“It’s serious” says the doctor. “You know how wrestlers get cauliflower ears?” “Yes, ??” the man replies, sounding quite worried. “Well” says the doctor “You’ve got brothel sprouts.
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