It's probably old - but been out of circulation for a while....

One day a man took his 10 year old son to the zoo.  They were making their rounds and the boy seemed to be fascinated by the elephants.  After a while the father asked the boy what was so interesting.  The boy asked "Dad, what's that between the elephant's legs?"

The father hesitates and thinks about whether or not to answer. He finally decides that the boy will probably know if he is not truthful so he says "Well, son, that's the elephants penis."

The boy nods and then gets a confused look on his face.  The father notices and asks "Son, what's wrong?"

The boy looks up, obviously confused, and says "How come Mom always says 'It's nothing'".

The father answers without hesitation....





"Well, son, your mother is spoiled"