A man dawned his ski mask , unholstered his pistol and entered the lobby of his local sperm bank. He immediatly approached the woman at the counter . " Grab those top two samples and swallow them NOW ! ". The woman seeing the gun thought she had better follow his demands and proceeded to swallow with rapid speed. The man then removed his ski mask and the woman quickly saw it was her husband !!! He looked her directly in the eye's and stated " Now that was'nt so fucking hard was it !?!
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