A CFO, worried about making payroll the next week, is having a critical meeting on the subject with his staff.

A line person (we'll call her "Deb") bursts into the meeting, demanding that the CFO pay certain bills for services that were critical to her function at the company.

CFO: Deb, we have no money
Deb: Yes, but these bills have to be paid or I cannot perform my job
CFO: Deb, we can either make payroll or pay your vendor.
Deb: Well, I really need these bills paid.
CFO: But Deb, we have no money.

This went on for about 5 minutes w/o resolution.  Finally, in utter frustration, the CFO says:

CFO: Deb, do me a favor, spell "money" for me.
Deb: I don't understand
CFO: Just spell the word "money"
Deb: OK, M_O_N_E_Y
CFO: Very good, but what happened to the "F"
Deb: There is no "F" in "money"
CFO: Now you got it.

Guess who the CFO was??