Erotic Humor

Special Thoughts for that certain someone
MichaelCA 12 Reviews 18261 reads
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head."

"Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not"

"I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.....
Damn...... I'm good at telling lies!"

"I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming"

"My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way..??"

"My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

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