Two Frenchmen were walking along a beach when they came across the washed up dead body of a beautiful young woman.  One bent down and began touching the body.  Slowly he took the dead girls top off, then her dress.  Then he leaned over and befan caressing her breasts.

"My God, Pierre, what are you doing?" asked his friend. "The girl is dead."

Pierre jumped back clearly horrified. "Oh merde," he said, "I thought she was English."