Here's a bit of good spam for you,...

Now that you've met a lass that's hot
You wanna nail her moistened twat.
She's so attractive, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will ask for more?
You need a wang she would adore!
But how to grow it long and thick?
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And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your shaft will stuff her poon so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!

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