A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from
> > Kansas City to Chicago. The son, who had been looking out the
> > window, turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby
> > dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have
> > baby planes?"
> >
> > The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to
> > ask the stewardess.
> >
> > So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs
> > and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby
> > planes?"
> >
> > The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
> >
> > The boy admitted that this was the case.
> >
> > "Well, then," she replied, "tell your mother that there are no
> > baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.
> >
> > Let your mother explain THAT to you."