After months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer  and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of  cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an  element of danger involved.  When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

1) The  woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables,  and  makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places  it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and  takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in  hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT  ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the  meat is burning.  He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE  MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More  routine....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread,  utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the  table.
9) After  eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.








And most  important of all:



10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his  cooking efforts.






11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her  night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....