Everyone complains about the jokes being to long.   So, here are some quickies!

Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!

Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.

Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."

Q. What is the cheapest meat?
A. Deer balls, there under a buck.

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They don't stop for directions.







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