1.  All I ask is for a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

2.  I had amnesia once... or twice?

3.  Protons have mass?  I didn't even know they were Catholic.

4..  If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones to ride horses side-saddle.

5.  What is a "free" gift?  Aren't all gifts free?

6.  They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

7.  Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to  merge his car onto a freeway.

8.  Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

9.  What if there were no hypothetical questions?

10.  One nice thing about egotists:  They don't talk about other people.

11.  I used to be indecisive.  Now I'm not sure.

12.  Why do people say "close proximity?"  Is there a "far proximity?"

13.  The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

14.  What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

15.  How can there be self-help "groups"?

16.  Is there another word for synonym?

17.  What rhymes with orange?

18.  Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

19.  Is it possible to be totally partial?

20.  Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

21.  It's not an optical illusion.  It just looks like one.

22.  Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

23.  They asked me if I had a problem being ignorant and apathetic. I told them, "I don't know and I don't care!"

24.  Life is like a roll of toilet paper... the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

25.  Is Karl Marx's tomb a communist plot?