The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

-has to work hard
-has to work at great depths
-has to work upside down
-has no ventilation or air conditioned  environment at work
-has to work in a high humidity environment
-has to work at high temperatures
-does not get holidays and weekends off
-no time off after working overtime
-hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness

Request denied for the following reasons:

-does not work 8 hours in a row
-does not answer immediately to all requests
-does not have a degree
-after a short activity period, falls asleep
-shows no fidelity to the workplace
-retires too early
-does not work at all unless pushed from behind
-does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work