Questions:

1. What's long and hard and has cum in it?

2. What's hairy and begins with "c" and ends with "t"?

3. What rises, discharges its load, and then goes down again?

 

 Answers (Are they the ones you were thing of?)

1. A cucumber

2. A coconut

3. An elevator

1. A man standing
2. A woman sitting
3. A dog with one leg up

Shake hands or Pee?