Some amusing epitaphs:

In a New Mexico cemetery - “Here lies Johnny Yeast,  pardon me for not rising”.

In a cemetery in Nova Scotia - “Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102, The Good Die Young.”

A man who died in an accident - buried in a Pennsylvania cemetery - “Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake, Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.”

In Silver City, Nevada - “Here lies Butch, We planted him raw, He was quick on the trigger, But slow on the draw.”

A lawyer in England - “Sir John Strange, Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange.”

In Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona - “Here lies Lester Moore, Four slugs from a .44, No Les No More.”

In a Georgia cemetery - “I told you I was sick.”

Some epitaphs of celebrities:

“That’s All Folks, The Man of 1,000 Voices, Mel Blanc”
(He did the voices of Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Elmer Fudd, Daffy Duck and countless other Disney cartoon characters).

“She Did It The Hard Way - Bette Davis”

“My Jesus Mercy, Alphonse Capone”  
(The notorious gangster Al Capone)

“A Star on Earth - A Star in Heaven, Karen Carpenter”
(Singer who died in her 30's of anorexia)

“A Gentle Man and a Gentleman, Jack Dempsey”
(Heavyweight boxing champion)

“Called Back, Emily Dickinson”
(Well-known poet)

And strangely, this is all that appears on the headstone of famous funnyman W.C. Fields  “1880-1946".