And orders 5 shots of Fireball whiskey, straight up.  He drinks them down just as fast as the gorgeous bartender pours them.  She looks at him and asks "So are we celebrating anything?"  To which he replies, "Yes!  My first blow job!"  So she says, "Then let me buy you a beer."  And he says, "Thanks! But if the whiskey didn't get rid of the taste, nothing will."