Snotty Receptionist                Saw this on another   forum

Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam.

Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.

The waiting room was filled with patients.

As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

I gave her my name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
“YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR about IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?”;
 
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man.

But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
”NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE about A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,  BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”;

The room erupted in applause!

DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!!!