A man and a woman work in the same office building. They have always had lustful feelings for eachother. One day they give in and go back to the womans apartment and make love. They both fall asleep after that until 7:30. The man wakes up and tells the woman to take his shoes and rub them outside in the grass. She doesn't know why but she does anyway. They guy goes home and says to his wife "I must confess to you I had sex with my secretary and then fell asleep." His wife says to him "You fucking liar you were out golfing!"
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