A couple driving home hit and wounded a skunk on the road.
The wife gets out and brings it back to the car.
"We need to take it to a vet. Its shivering, it must be cold, what should I do?" she asks.
Husband replies "Put it between your legs to keep it warm."
"But it stinks!" she exclaims.
"So hold its nose!"
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I'm looking for an old joke involving "intercourse between a dog and a skunk."  I've tried googling but haven't found it yet. (I got the above skunk joke from that search.) Any help? Anybody know the skunk-dog joke?