Little Johnny had to walk past a whorehouse to get to school and back.

One morning a whore on the second floor porch hollered down, "Hi little boy!", and waved at him with her pinkie finger. That afternoon it was the same thing. "Hi little boy!", and waved at him with her pinkie finger.

This went on for several days and Johnny didn't like it. So one morning he asked her, "How come every time I come by here you say 'hi little boy'and wave like that?"

She held up her pinkie and said, "Cuz I figure that's about the size of it, little boy!"

Now Johnny was really pissed.

That afternoon it was the same old thing again. "Hi little boy!", and waved at him with her pinkie finger.

Johnny put both pinkies in his mouth, Stretched it out and hollered,

"HI WHORE!!!"