After all the tests are completed a patient returns to his family MD for the results. The concerned MD says "Fred, unfortunately I have some very bad news for you. The test results show that you have only 24 hrs to live." Fred responds "Oh my god! What could possibly be worse?" The MD replies "We tried calling you yesterday."
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