Jim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.  One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes.  His wife was standing there watching him.  After a long period of silence she finally speaks: "Honey, I've been thinking - now that we are married I think it's time you quit golfing.  Maybe you should sell your golf clubs."

Jim gets this horrified look on his face.  She says: "Darling, what's wrong?"  

"There for a minute, you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"  

"I wasn't."