Erotic Humor

Sexual practices around the world
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> Proof That The World Is Nuts!
>
>      In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals
> - but the animals must be female.
> Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
>           (Like THAT makes sense.)
>           *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>      
>      In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
> but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
> He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
>      (Do they look different - reversed?)
>      *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>        Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
> corpse.  This also applies to undertakers. The sex  organs of the
> deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
>        (A brick?)
>        *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
>      (Much worse than 'going blind!')
>      *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>      
> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
> and deflower young virgins, who
>      pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
>      Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to
> marry.
>      
>      (Let's just think for a minute:  is there any job anywhere else in
> the world that even comes close to  
>      this?)
>      *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>            
> In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
> adulterous husband, but may only do so with      
>     her bare hands.  The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand,
> may be killed in any manner desired.
>     (Ah! Justice!)
>      *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>            
> Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in
> tropical fish stores.
>         (But of course!)
>         *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>          
> In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
> first time this happens, her mother
>          must be in the room to witness the act.
>          (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
>          *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>            
> In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
> woman and her daughter at the same time.
>    
>         (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass
> this law?)
>         *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>            
> In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
> one exception: Prophylactics may be
>         dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic
> beverages are sold for        
>         consumption on the premises.'
>         (Is this a great country or what?)
>      
>               Well, not as great as  Guam!
>               *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>

>
> Thank you all for reading this.
>      If you need to reach me in the future - I will be in Guam !!!!!!

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