Two women, life long friends, are having there weekly lunch date and talking when the subject of sex comes up. They each confide to one another that there sex lives are far from what they would like them to be. One of the women explains however that she has finally talked her husband into going to see the best sex therapist in the city and promises to tell her friend what the outcome of the visit is the next week when they have lunch.

  A week passes and the two women meet. The first one can't wait to hear how it went. "well, tell me, tell me, don't keep me waiting!! What happened? How did it go?!" she asks. The second woman, smiling from ear to ear tells her friend "It's been wonderful, that therapist is just the best! Our sex life hasn't been this good in 25 years! The therapist sat and talked with us for about an hour about our relationship and the things that are keeping us from being intimate then had us both undress. After he saw us naked he said for us to stop on the way home and buy a bag of grapes and a box of donuts. I throw the donuts at my husbands dick and when i get a ringer i have to eat it. He tosses the grapes at my pussy, and when he gets one in he has to eat it. I'm telling you, this is the best thing that has ever happened to us".

  Naturally, after hearing of the great results, the first lady gets the number of the sex therapist and she and her husband go to see him. They all talk for about an hour and then the sex therapist has them undress and stand before him. He looks at both them long and hard, finally shakes his head, and tells the couple he is very sorry, but he can not help them in any way. The couple is devastated and pleads with the man over and over to reconsider, surely there must be something he can do to help save there failing sex life.

  Finally, the sex therapist gives in and tells the couple "OK, i want you to stop at the store on the way home and buy a box of Cheerios and a bag of grapefruit.........

-- Modified on 4/18/2003 10:30:43 PM