Business was terrible and not picking up. The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super  workers. Rather than  flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used  the water cooler the next  morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said, "Debra, I’ve never done this before, but I have to either lay you or Jack off.” "Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."