After a round of golf, as Joe was having a beer with his fellow retirees, the subject of scams aimed at senior citizens came up. Joe said “Guys, let me tell you what happened to me recently. I was pulling into the parking lot at Target when I was approached by these two young gals carrying some packages. They came up to me and asked if could give them a ride down to the corner gas station where they had left their car for servicing.

 
“Well, they were awfully cute and were wearing those skimpy jeans shorts and I could see that they weren’t wearing any bras. So, how could I refuse them? I said of course that I would help them. When they got in the car, one of them sat up in the front with me and the other one got into the back seat behind me. No sooner had I started to pull away when the one in the back seat told me how sweet I was, and she began to nibble on my neck and ears. Soon her hands were under my shirt. Damn, I didn’t know what to think at that point. And before I knew it the one in the front seat had unzipped my fly and was rubbing her hand in between my legs stroking little Joey. When we finally got to the station I was disoriented and didn’t know what to say or do. That’s when the one in the front seat gave little Joey a nice wet kiss and then both of them jumped out, got in their car and drove off. And then, as I was sitting there recovering, I realized that my wallet was missing. Yep, those little gals had distracted me and had picked my pocket”.

 
“Wow” said one of his friends. “Did you report this to the police?”  “I sure did.” replied Joe. “They told me that this was an organized gang of young gals who were targeting older guys like me, using the same tactics.” “When did this happen?” asked another one of his buddies. Joe paused for a moment, and said “Well, it first happened this last Monday, and then again on Wednesday at Costco, and it may happen again tomorrow when I go to Walmart. Do you guys know that you can buy a cheap plastic wallet for 99 cents at the Dollar Store?”