> To the teacher in all of us
> If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science
> exam
> answers
> Q: Name the four seasons.
> A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
>
> Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
> A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
> pollutants
> li ke grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
>
> Q: How is dew formed?
> A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
>
> Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
> A: Keep it in the cow.
>
> Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
> A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends
> to
> flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature
> hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
>
> Q: What are steroids?
> A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
>
> Q: What happens to your body as you age?
> A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
>
> Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
> A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
>
> Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
> A: Premature death.
>
> Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
> A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and
> the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains
> the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A,
> E, I, O, and U.
>
> Q: What is the fibula?
> A: A small lie.
>
> Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...)
> A: Nearby.
>
> Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
> A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome
>
> Q: What does the wor d "benign" mean?'
> A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
>