One day Morris told Sophie, his wife of many years that he was unhappy in their relationship and that he wanted more. Sophie was a bit shocked and suggested that they see a marriage counselor. Morris agreed and so off they went. At the therapist’s office Morris was asked what his main complaint was. Morris thought for a moment and finally said “In all our years of marriage, I have never heard Sophie moaning while we were having sex.” After a bit more discussion, the therapist suggested that to save their marriage Sophie and Morris should try to have sex with Sophie moaning during the session. “When exactly should I moan?” asked Sophie. The therapist said “Just ask Morris. He’ll tell you when.”

 
So the next night Morris and Sophie decide to give it a try. Up in their bedroom, Morris slowly unbuttoned Sophie’s blouse and began fondling her tits. “Now?” asked Sophie. “Should I start moaning now?” Morris replied “No, not yet.” Morris then began nibbling on her nipples and had his tongue licking her stomach. “Now?” asked Sophie. “No, not yet.” said Morris. Next, Morris had her completely naked and was playing with her love tunnel. “How about now? Should I start moaning now?” asked Sophie. “No” replied Morris, “not yet.” By this time Morris had a raging hard on. So he climbed on top of Sophie and entered her. “Now?” asked Sophie once again. “Should I start moaning now?” “No, not now.” said Morris “I’ll tell you when.”By now Morris was really heated up and he was pounding away with a frenzy. Gradually, he felt that tickle building up, and as he approached that point of no return, he said “Now, Sophie, now. Start moaning! Start moaning!”

 
Sophie took a deep breath and started. “Oy vey. What a morning I had. First the neighbor’s dog.....................