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Santa's Chimney dilemma
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Santa was busily placing the presents under the tree, when a gorgeous MILF stepped out from the doorway in a sexy robe that highlighted her awesome physique.

She said "Santa, I've always admired you and want to pay you back for all the work you do."

Santa says " Ho, ho, ho.  Gotta go, gotta go.  Lots of toys to deliver you know!"

The MILF drops her robe, revealing a sheer tiny negligee that shows all of her wonderful assets, and says "Santa, please stay, just for a bit, I'd really like to give you a present of my own!"

Santa says " Ho, ho, ho.  Gotta go, gotta go.  Lots of toys to deliver you know!"

The MILF pulls the negligee over her head revealing a flawless body, and she steps closer, slightly opening her legs and caressing her ample bosom, and says "Really Santa, can't you please take just a few minutes for me?"

And Santa says "Hey, hey, hey!  Gotta stay, gotta stay.  Can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

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