A beautiful blonde goes into the bank and asks for a $5,000 loan for her trip to Europe. She offers her car outside as collateral. The clerk takes her keys and finds her Rolls Royce parked at the curb. The bank grants her loan and she leaves on her trip.
A month later she returns with the $5,000 plus interest. The same clerk hands her the key to her car and says, "I just have to ask. We checked out your credit and you're a multi-millionaire. Why would you need a mere 5 Grand on loan?" To which she replied, " Oh Sweetie, where else could I park my Rolls safely in New York City for a month and only pay $35?"
Not all blondes are dumb.