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Re:Strange sex laws
SloRider 6 Reviews 26403 reads
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1.  In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex
with animals, but the animals must be female.  Having
sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by
death.  (Like THAT makes sense.)

2.  In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination.  He may only
see their reflection in a mirror.  (Makes you hope you
never need surgery!)

3.  Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of
a corpse.  This also applies to undertakers; the sex
organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or
piece of wood at all times.  (A brick??)

4.  The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.  (Whoa!)

5.  There are men in Guam whose full time job is to
travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who
pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first
time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry.  (Let's just think for
a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world
that even comes close to this?)

6.  In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed
to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so
with her bare hands.  The husband's lover, on the
other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.  (Ah!
Justice!)

7.  Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England
- but only in tropical fish stores.  (But of course!)

8.  In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with
her husband, and the first time this happens, her
mother must be in the room to witness the act.
Makes one shudder at the thought.)

9.  In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to
have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same
time.  (This was a big enough problem that they had to
pass this law?)

10.  In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from
vending machines with one exception:  prophylactics
may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in
places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country
or what?  ...  Not as great as Guam, though!!)

Ride Safe,
SloRider

MartinLuther 28767 reads
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I was just relating a story to Staff about the young
Guamanian daughters of some co-workers when I was in
college....and to think, I could have helped them out!!!


5.  There are men in Guam whose full time job is to
travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who
pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first
time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry.  (Let's just think for
a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world
that even comes close to this?)

CLSexxyRed See my TER Reviews 27978 reads
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**9.  In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to
have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same
time.  (This was a big enough problem that they had to
pass this law?)**

I know a guy that was having sex with this lady and in walked her 19 yr old daughter and the mom asked her to join in and......well I didn't want to hear anymore but.....YUCK YUCK YUCK....


greywolf 17 Reviews 28735 reads
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And we think only the US has strange laws!!

Let me contribute one more..not funny, unless you can smile at reality because this is for real.

In Saudi Arabia not too long ago there was an actual trial held as a German businessman (single) had consual sex with a local woman (also single). There was never a question as to rape or "prostitution"...simply two people doing what we have all done.  Bottom line...if convicted the man would at minuimum face life imprisonment.  But because he was not Muslim & the gal was...the maximum was death!!  Guess there's somehow logic in that to some people, but it escapes me.  But WTF do I know??

Not that I have any particular affintity for virgins, but those guys on Guam have a cushy job...  

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