Well, this is an oldie but goodie which I just reheard the other day. So I thought I would pass it on. But maybe it’s new to some out there.
What women say during sex. Girlfriend: “Oh honey, this is so great. You’re so special to me. This is the meaning of real love.” Hooker: “Yeah baby, cum for me. Cum for me. Your cock is so hot. Yes! Yes! Wife: “I think the ceiling needs to be repainted.”
Because it's on the open, in a car, a hotel whatever. You're not providing a roof. I'm imagining since I've never provided a roof myself. I just imagine a wife saying, can you get that roach or spider on the ceiling.
There was a superb woman frequented the northeast for years now in southern FLA, who was a joy to be with, with a special massage technique. Once while enjoying her talents, she screamed about the "spider" on the wall. Sure enough a sole creature was moving gingerly from the ceiling to the floor, in a very upscale hotel. I dispatched it out the window, and laid back down for her to continue her ministrations. From that day forward, whenever I booked with her she referred to me as Peter Parker.
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