A few that I always remember, no rhyme or reason (just sick I guess).


There once was a man from Bombay,
who made himself a cunt out of clay.
The heat from his prick,
turned the clay into brick,
and wore his foreskin away.

There once was a gaucho named Bruno,
who said about sex there is One thing I do know:
Women are fine
and Sheep are divine,
but the Iguana, she is Numero Uno!

A horny old goat named Hollace
used to take alligators for his sollace.
The results had scale,
and long furry tales,
and voted for Governor Wallace.  (Dated I know but what the hell)

A clever commercial female
had her prices tattooed on her tail
and on her behind
for the sake of the Blind
was the same information in Braille.

I guess that is enough punishment for now.