Emergency first aid

Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to
wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at
the bar, drinking a beer and talking about the
current cow prices. Suddenly a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she
is in real distress.

One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya
swaller?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya
breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes
her head. The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts
up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties and
slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh
up to the small of her back. The woman is so
shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks
slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his
beer. His partner says to him . . . . .

"Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick
Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it
before.