Medieval Pick-Up Lines

- "Milady, it's not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic
within."

- "Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight
could scabbard his sword, would you?"

- "What's a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this?"

- "My! But you are a beautiful damsel in distress! Allow me to help
you out of it."

- "They don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know."

- "When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only
thing they stretched."

- "Thouest beauty hast hit me harder than the black plague!"

- "I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I'm walking on!"

- "Your hovel or mine?"

- "St. George just appeared to me in a vision and told me that I must
bed you...the fate of England depends on it!!"

- "I seem to have lost my sex slave, can I borrow you for a bit?"

- "Pardon me, madam, but wouldeth thou like to see my long sword in
action?"