The minimum drinking age in West Virginia was raised to age 32 in an attempt to keep alcohol out of high schools.

A South Carolina redneck passed away and left a sizable estate
to his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns fourteen.

Folks in Georgia now go to the movies in groups of 18 or more since they were told that in some theaters "17 and under are not admitted."

Reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi are considered documentaries.

You know you are in Kentucky when you call the front desk from your
motel room and tell the clerk "I've gotta leak in my sink," and he says, "Go ahead. You paid for the room."

You can tell if a West Virginia redneck is married. There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

The governor's mansion in Little Rock was almost destroyed by fire. In fact, the entire trailer park was almost lost.

The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is Interstate 40.

An Alabama State trooper stopped a redneck in a pickup truck for weaving on the roadway. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The redneck said, "Bout what?"